Bazinga (red) vs. Fresh
Kicks of Ball Air (black):
In
a rematch of the top two teams in the league, the rain couldn’t put a damper on
this fine defensive battle. FKOBA was able to keep Bazinga off the board in the
top of 1st inning thanks to stellar defense by 3rd
baseman Alan Paquin. FKOBA then jumped out to a 2-0 lead in the bottom half of
the 1st, taking advantage of 3rd string pitcher Shane Jahnke’s
pitching debut for this season. Bazinga was given an unprecedented early deficit,
and struggled to get their offense rolling without several of their key
offensive weapons on this night. FKOBA’s pitcher Erik Martin served up doses of
heavy curveballs and swallowed up any ball that was kicked in his direction.
Bazinga managed to get a run in the top of the 7th, but it proved to
be too little too late against the tough FKOBA squad. After the game, Buster
Olney got a quick word from FKOBA’s catcher Shane Martin, who said “Our team
put it all on the line tonight. We couldn’t have done it without the help of DJ
Jazzy Jeff.”
Final Score: Fresh
Kicks of Ball Air 2, Bazinga 1
Fresh Kicks of Ball
Air (black) vs. Hashtag Balls (forest green):
Coming
off their biggest win of the year, Fresh Kicks of Ball Air was looking to
maintain their momentum against the white trash Olympic team, Hashtag Balls. In
the top of the 4th, FKOBA scored their first three kickers after
four straight singles to start the inning against Hashtag Balls’ fearsome
pitcher, Dan Z. Big Hurt (Adam Huerta) scored in the 4th to make it
4-1, but in the 6th FKOBA scored the small ball way with 7 singles
in the inning to put up a 4-spot, breaking the game wide open 9-1. Hashtag Balls
would try to rally in the bottom half of the 6th, as Wicked (Weston
Martin) would score on a Shallow Hal single, but Big Hurt flied out with 2
runners in scoring position to end the game. Rumor has it that Big Hurt was
seen after the game putting a big hurt on his bar tab at Jack Quinns.
Final Score: Fresh
Kicks of Ball Air 9, Hashtag Balls 2
HeadShots (white) vs. The Freeballers (lime):
HeadShots
came to play sporting their White Trash Summer Olympics costumes, minus the
Summer Olympics part. Joel Van Wingerden celebrated his birthday by leading off
the game for HeadShots with a single and later coming around to score on Luke
Northam’s 2-RBI single. In the 2nd inning, HeadShots’ Nate Van Wingerden
led off with a triple and scored on a single by Eric DeCamp. However, The
Freeballers would end their threat by getting three straight force-outs at
third base. The Freeballers got their offense in gear in the bottom of the 2nd
when Brandon Wilson led off with a single and Jessica Mogge got a 2-out single.
Mike Rustenbach scored them both on a single to center field to make it a 1-run
game. HeadShots put aside their white trash babies and stepped up their game in
the 3rd, as they managed to get their first five kickers safely
aboard, with Luke Northam getting another 2 RBIs and Liz Watts plating a third
making it a 6-2 game. Both offenses went relatively cold for the remainder of
the game, as the storms cut the games a little short just after every single
girls’ loose hair strands were standing on end.
Final Score: HeadShots
7, The Freeballers 2
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